…A “MALLU” Female…

A “Mallu” female (from the heart of Kerala) went for a job interview for the post of a SECRETARY. When the manager saw the Mallu’s colourful attire and gold and well oiled uncombed jet black hair, his mind was screaming “NOT THIS WOMAN.” Nevertheless, he still had to entertain the Mallu. So he told her “If you could form a sentence using the words that I give you, then may be I will give you a chance.” The words are GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK.” The enthusiastic Mallu lady thought for a while and said : “I hear the phone GREEN GREEN GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW……BLUE’s that? WHITE did you say? Aiye, Wrong number ………..Don’t PURPLELY disturb people and don’t call BLACK, ok? Thankyou.” The Manager fainted…….

…FARTSOLOGY…

A fart can be quiet
A fart can be loud
Some leave a powerful
Poisonous cloud 

A fart can be short
Or a fart can be long
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song

A fart can create
A most curious medley
A fart can be harmless
Or silent and deadly

A fart might not smell
White others are vile
A fart pass quickly
Or linger awhile  

A fart can occur
In a number of places
And leave everyone
With strange looks on their faces

From wide open prairie
To small elevators
A fart will find all of us
Sooner or later

But not all farts are bad
This is simply not true
We mustn’t forget
There’s special ole farts just like you

Why Computers Sometime Crash!!!!

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted
at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk
abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking
icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted cause the index
doesn’t hash, then your situation’s hopeless and your system’s gonna crash!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network is
connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel to
another protocol, that’s repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.

And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons
in the window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot and go out
with a bang, ‘cuz sure as I’m a poet, the sucker’s gonna hang.

When the copy on your floppy’s getting sloppy in the disk, and the macro code
instructions are causing unnecessary risk, then you’ll have to flash the memory
and you’ll want to RAM your ROM, and then quickly turn off the computer and be
sure to tell your Mom!

Well, that certainly clears things up for me. How about you?